Luke 12: 49-56
Thirteenth Sunday after Pentecost
TEXT: "I have come to bring fire to the earth"
A pastor was standing at the Church doorway, shaking hands with the parishioners as they filed out. The pastor spotted a man who, prior to that Sunday morning, hadn't seen the inside of a Church in ten years. He pulled the man aside and said, "Glad to see you again. Are you ready for service in the Army of the Lord?" The man looked all around, then whispered in the pastor's ear, "I'm in the Secret Service."